How to prepare your banana for meeting…

  1. Wash up properly
    Not “quick splash,” I mean present yourself like you expect praise.
  2. Tidy the area
    Neat, cute, intentional — not a wildlife documentary.
  3. Smell delicious
    I should think “mmm,” not “oh dear.”
  4. Wear good underwear
    If it’s saggy or sad, throw it away. Right now.
  5. Pep talk
    Tell yourself: Lilly deserves the upgraded version of me…lol

6. Bring playful energy
Not tense. Not shy.
Just cheeky, eager, and ready to misbehave a little.

How to Relax and Enjoy It — Lilly’s Guide:

  1. Stop overthinking

Your brain loves drama.
Your body just wants to have a nice time.
Tell your thoughts: “Shhh… Lilly is in charge now.”

  1. Breathe, baby

Deep, slow breaths.
It’s amazing how many boys forget oxygen when they get excited.

  1. Don’t focus on “performance”

You’re not auditioning for a movie.
You’re just two humans having fun.
Messy, giggly, imperfect fun = the good stuff.

  1. Stay in the moment

Feel, don’t analyse.
Notice the touch, the warmth, the connection — not some imaginary scoreboard.

  1. Communicate

A tiny “slower,” “yes,” or “that feels nice” can change the whole vibe.
No one reads minds (except maybe me).

  1. Let go of expectations

Not everything has to be perfect.
Sometimes the silly moments are the sexiest memories.

  1. Trust me

If you feel safe, respected, and comfortable, your body naturally relaxes.
Good vibes = good time.

  1. And finally… have fun

It’s not a task.
It’s not an exam.
It’s a moment to enjoy, explore, laugh, and let yourself be a little naughty in a safe way.

😘